i'd like to introduce you to Marcel the Shell

Dear blog world, 

Meet Marcel the Shell. We can learn a thing or two from this little shell... 

Marcel the Shell (part 1)

"Guess what I use to tie my skis to my car?" 

"What?"

"A hair."

Marcel the Shell (part 2)

"All he cares about is treats and snoozin'. Look at him. Treats and snoozing'...snoozing and treats. That's it."

"Guess why I smile a lot?"
"Why?"
"Uh... it's worth it."

Enjoy.